Take me down...down...down..

1.) Which of the following applies to your fashion sense?
I don't give a sh*t.
I don't know... Whatever I think looks good on me.
Fashion sense, wtf? I wear whatever the hell's in front of me in the morning.
Two words: camo, b*tch.
screw it.


2.) Which of the following would make you angry?
Lowly humans intruding on me, damn them.
People going behind my back, purposely ignoring me, cutting me out.
STRESS. WORK.
WHAT?! The price of milk went up?! GRRRRAAAAAHHGHH!
Not being able to connect with someone.


3.) Describe the term "Hulk Out".
a painful and strenuous process on the body in which cells transform; brought on by the subject's stress or pain
this vivid dream. like being born. coming up for air. light hitting your face. screaming. boom.
the other day when I was at the supermarket and found out I couldn't use a coupon...
you get pissed. you turn green.
changes triggered by anger or trauma that can manifest itself physically


4.) Bruce Krenzler
doc bruce banner, belted by gamma rays, turned into the Hulk ain't he un glamor-ous?...
PUNY HUMAN
it's not Krenzler. it's Banner. idiot.
he's quite hot actually.
screwed up young man. if he comes within one hundred yards of my daughter I'll break his &^#%*ing neck


5.) How would you describe what being the Hulk is like?
I'll go ask him
it's not exactly like it's a walk in the park.
pain, destruction, and a fragmented mind.
how the hell would I know?
rage, power, and freedom


6.) The HULK...
yes? finish the dramatic sentence fragment..
I MUST OBTAIN A SAMPLE!!!
he needs to be hugged
a close friend
Where?!


7.) Which color do you find appealing?
something not girly.
......
Green.
what the hell?
the color of the Hulk's pants.


8.) Which of the following would you rather be?
genius whom everyone THINKS is tormented
a leader
a vagabond
misunderstood
lonely


9.) How would you rather die?
I'd absorb too much energy, blow up like a big fat jellyfish, then 'splode.
I'd die in the usual "spectacular" comic book fashion. I'd want to go out with a bang.
I'd live until I'm shriveled up and then have a massive heart attack
I'd die in honor and glory then I'd somehow get revived and 'die' again. those b@$t@rds.
I'd get killed off by a disgruntled writer and his editor. Just my f##king luck.


10.) What would you do if you ever met the HULK?
I definitely wouldn't p!ss him off.
he'd probably try to kill me
I'd absorb him. yum.
I'd engage in battle with that @$$hole.
I'd be patient and gentle with him. He's just so cute!


11.) Who would you rather work for/at?
the government
I don't work for anyone...
a top secret agency with comfortable conditions
I'd work in the crappiest conditions imaginable, just as long as I can do what I love
military base


12.) Music?
Dark and orchestrated. Anything that'd make me look good when I'm walking in slow motion.
Something distinctive and that I can call my own. It wouldn't hurt if you can dance to it either.
What??! I can't hear you over that female vocal singing my theme song in exotic eastern tones!
the sound of guns firing on my order
Yes.


13.) Mr. McGee
hah. hah. you're funny. i like you.
uh...?
don't make me angry. you wouldn't like me when i'm angry.
give me info on this guy. don't know him.
damn reporter


14.) Your quote
"I need everything we have in order to stop his movement."
"And because he is unique, the world will not tolerate his existence."
"You know what your boundaries are? Other people."
"there is a hair's bredth away from peaceful negotiations to hostile takeover."
"TAKE IT ALL!!!"


15.) Are you happy with yourself?
I have a lot of things to think about.
Yes, I feel I have to be confident about myself.
now what kind of question is that?
what the hell does this have to do with the HULK?!
No, I have to work out a lot of problems. Like this one time... *sits down in a chair*


16.) What's your luxury item?
scarf. hee..
electric tazer
i don't have one.
my car
dog tags


17.) Any last opinions about the Hulk?
the child of my mind.
an inner torment
he's sexy
he's a big green thing
poor guy


18.) Your battle cry...
the more you fight, the more of you I take.
You pathetic freak!
RARRR!
SMASH!!!!
long time no see.


19.) Sum yourself up in four words or less.
evil janitor >)
don't f#ck with me.
damn i'm so sexy.
military brat
WTF?


20.) Okay, I lied. Describe the Hulk for the last time.
a misunderstood monster
the result of science screwing with nature
what I look like in the morning
the manifestation of a child's innocence within his repressed and tormented adulthood
my ex-lover


21.) What would you do for fun?
I walk my dogs...
I'd go dancing! woo-hoo!
I stay at home...on my computer.
Hang out with my friend.
fun?? what is fun?


22.) What's more appealing?
talking to yourself
going to see a movie with a couple of friends
tending to your rocks and lichen (you're an unexplained nature freak)
busting your @$$
drawing in the confines of your little cabin


23.) If you had an *overabundant* supply of cash, you would...
buy a better house then proceed to take over the world
go to the mall and burn some money on sh*t of course
save it. what the hell do I need it right away for?
donate it. wtf do I need money for?
I really have no idea.


24.) AHH!! OH GOD! There are mutant gamma dogs after you!
tee-hee. I sent them
It's all right. The Hulk will be here any minute now.
I'll kill them!!
a mutant...poodle?...haha. don't make me spit on you.
I better go outside and find out what the hell that big thrashing was.


25.) Choose one of the following lyrics
You operate and motivate on synthetic fuel. You're mother nature riding at a bomb.
As long as you're kept full of pretty bodies. Your little secret will be safe with me.
Around again, Insane again, she comes again. It sets me free.
You never lied before a rise and fall I'm thinking mama never lies. And everything that you see.
But now I did it all. Is a little lie, I wanna take you down with me


26.) What do you do when you get angry?
Break into a monologue.
I'd express it clearly and then whip out the can of whoop ass.
I'll kick your ass so bad that you'll cry like a girl for the rest of your life because you won't have an ass no more.
I curse like a f#cking sailor.
Do nothing. I'm more mature then all of them.





This quiz was made by k! (071703)

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